该死！ Damn it! Goddamn it!
那叫助攻吗？你这小变态！ You call that blocking, you pussy-pukes?
该拦阻线卫！ You gotta pick up the linebacker!
该死的东西！下来！没屁眼的！ Goddamn it! Get off the fucking field, you limp-ass blowdicks!
周五你会死的很难看！很难看！ Consider yourselves dead Friday night! Dead!
拜托明天加把劲吧，史丹？ You gonna rejoin the living tomorrow, Stan?
对方一靠近 You've got to feel the pressure closing in on you!
就立刻传球 Then you get rid of the rock!
用心打！否则你就滚回去 Now get focused or get the fuck off my team!
妈的！算了 - Shit! - Let it go.
没事敢来烦我小心罚你跑操场到天亮 This better be important or somebody's gonna be doing laps until sunrise.
什么事？ Yeah? What?
我尽快结束，我们就可以回家，时间不早了 Please let me finish this so we can go home. It's late.
巴太太，没钱买新电脑 Mrs Brummel, with all sadness, no new computers.
但是… But
灌些新程式将就点用吧！ Get the service guy down here and get the old ones juiced.
泰先生，别做梦啦？ Mr Tate, you're dreaming.
去纽约校外教学，怎么可能 Absolutely no field trips to New York City.
你不懂我意思… I don't think that you understand.
不准离开本州，计划重做 You're not getting out of Ohio. Rethink it.
最后一项欧森太太… And, finally, Mrs Olson.
今年没钱办音乐剧 There's just no money for a musical this year.
我敢打赌足球队会有新球衣和新设备？ But I bet the football team gets their new jerseys and their new equipment.
Tate先生你周五晚上有去看球赛吗？ Have you seen the football stadium on a Friday night, Mr Tate?
全镇的人都去，让我提醒你，本镇热爱足球 The entire town is there. This is a football town, let me remind you,
不错，球队会有新球衣新护膝... and, yes, the team will get new jerseys and new knee pads...
还有新护甲，基于教育的立场球队要什么我们都给 and new jock straps and anything else they want in the name of education...
这是校董会的意思 because that is what the school board wants.
是家长们的意思 Because that is what the parents in this town want.
对不起！ I'm sorry.
我也无能为力 My frustrated hands are tied.
我不懂为何不买新电脑 I don't see why we can't have a few new computers...
让学生学点东西 so the children will learn a little set up.
翠克校长，戏剧社期待能演新戏码 Miss Drake, the Drama Club had their heart set on Guys and Dolls this year.
可以但要用去年的舞台布景 Well... maybe if they use last year's set from Our Town.
妈的，钥匙忘了，我回去拿 Shit, I forgot my keys. I have to go back.
明早见，欧太太 See you in the morning, Mrs Olson.
威利教练，有事吗？ Coach Willis. What can I do for you?
你今晚看起来真美 You look... very, very pretty tonight,
翠克小姐. - 教练你喝酒了？ - Miss Drake. - Have you been drinking, Coach?
抱歉打搅你,但是 I'm sorry to bother you, but...
我一直找不到铅笔 I can't seem to find a pencil.
你不需要笔，教练，你需要睡一觉 You don't need a pencil, Coach. You need a good night's sleep.
给我笔. - 去睡吧教练 - I need a pencil. - Sleep it off, Coach.
你有笔吗？ Do you have a pencil?
天啊！我有笔！有一堆笔 Jesus Christ, yes, I have a pencil. I have plenty of pencils.
好了，拿着笔回家吧，很晚了 Look, why don't you and your pencil go home. It's late.
你今晚看起来真美 You look... very, very pretty tonight.
性骚扰不是闹着玩的，教练，你有读过教師手冊么？ Harassment has a really fine line, Coach. Haven't you read your handbook?
俺早就想这么干你了 I've always wanted to do that.
翠克小姐请 Would Miss Drake please report...
回校长室 to the principal's office?
我忘了拿成绩册. - 开门！威利攻击我 - I forgot my grade book. - Unlock the door! Coach Willis attacked me!
开门！该死！ - 我没带钥匙 - Unlock the door, goddamn it! - I don't have my keys.
我去求救 -不别丢下我 - Let me get help. - No, don't leave me!
你钥匙呢？ - 什么？ - Where are your keys? - Wait
在办公室 In the office.
欧森太太我现在去拿， I'm gonna get my keys now, Mrs Olson.
让我去求救. - 不请继续跟我说话 - Please, let me get help. - No, just talk to me, okay?
翠克小姐… Miss Drake...
你要小心点 please be careful.
他疯了 He's insane.
翠克小姐，他来了 Miss Drake, he's coming!
快！快！ Hurry! Hurry!
快！翠克小姐，快！ Hurry, Miss Drake! Hurry!
快！ Hurry!
妈的！ -不 - Shit! - No!
快！ Hurry!
救救我 Help me!
变态！ Prick.
早想这么做了 I always wanted to do that.
（黄蜂之家海林顿高中）
（持学习驾照）
臭婊子！ You fucking bitch!
你搞什么啊？ What the hell were you doing?
就这样好吗？ Whatever. All right?
（凯西）
抱歉！我的错 Sorry. My fault.
去死吧！凯西 Crash and burn, Casey.
（丝多丽）
给我下车！蠢婊子！ Get out of the fucking car, you stupid bitch!
可恶！ Goddamn you!
没事吧？没长眼睛啊？ - You okay? - Walk much?
是你撞上我的，臭女人 You ran into me, beast.
既然我们穿一样制服 Okay, now listen up. Since we're all wearing the same uniforms,
头发也要一样 let's keep the hair the same.
不喷胶，不作怪，要优雅 No hair spray, no teasing, just elegant.
（狄莱拉）
自然就是美 - Simple. Great. - Hey.
小心！这是名牌唇膏花72分钟擦的 Stan, watch it. Those are Estee Lauder lips. Takes 72 minutes to apply.
抱歉 Sorry.
能聊聊吗？现在不行 - Hey, can we talk? - I can't right now.
校刊头条还没写，这很重要 I need a new headline for the school paper. It's important.
我也很忙 - 是啊，亲爱的 - So is this. - I'm sure you think so, honey.
我们之间的事搞不好能写成头条 In fact... it could be just the story you're looking for.
总编是什么你懂吗？ Do the words "editor-in-chief" mean anything to you?
找新闻是我的事，好么？ Leave the news to me, okay?
再见 Later.
女人只会坏事 That chick weakens legs, meat.
（史丹）
一，二，三 - 不，不要旗杆 - One, two, three - No, not the pole!
再撞一次 ,Yeah, do it again!
不好意思 Excuse me.
办公室在哪，我第一天来 Could you please tell me where the office is? It's my first day here.
谢谢，我叫玛莉贝丝 Thank you. I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson.
你鼻环真美，跟你眼睛好配 I really love what you've done with your nose ring. It brings out the colour in your eyes.
（玛莉贝丝）
没用的东西！ You're such a fucking pussy.
卡你！卡你！ fuck you! fuck you!
卡你！ Fuck you!
那不像我 Dude, that's not me.
一点也不像 Doesn't even look like me.
50块？ It's fifty bucks, right?
有像我吗？ - Does that look like me?
全新的你 - It's the new you.
这玩意保证能过关？ I don't know, man. How do we know these things are even gonna work?
相信我，我聪明过人 Trust me, man. I'm brilliant.
聪明还留级？ Then why are you repeating your senior year?
好，这样吧 All right, look, man.
再送你些这个 I'll throw in a couple hits of this.
“神力笔”独家配方 Scat. My own recipe.
保证爽死你 Guaranteed to jack you up.
（齐克）
用鼻子吸吗？ Up the nose, right?
什么方法都行 Whatever works, man.
操 Fuck.
抱歉，泰先生 Excuse me, Mr Tate.
（教职员休息室）
哈瑞，要记住… Try to remember, Harry,
放映机上面有刺 the projector's got teeth.
很尖的刺 Sharp ones.
使用危险设备就该给我们危险津贴 We should be getting hazard pay for this sort of faulty equipment.
是啊 - Yeah, right.
早！海小姐 - Hey, good morning, Miss Harper.
周末我打给你 I,I called you this weekend.
结果是答录机 I got your machine.
感冒好点没？ How's your cold?
一直好不了 - I can't get rid of it.
巴太太，好吗？ - How are you today,Mrs Brummel?
有点累，其他还好 A bit tired, but no complaints.
我来拿 I got it.
该退休了吧 Can we say, "retirement"?
你回家休息吧 Maybe you should just go home.
不了，谢谢 No, thank you.
病假留到身体好再请 I'm saving my sick days for when I feel better.
要怎样你才肯理我 Maybe I should just put a pen in my eye.
（暂停使用）
那个婊子何时才来修冷气？ When will that bitch turn the air conditioning back on?
对啊！怎没看见翠克校长？ Hey, speaking of which, has anybody seen Principal Drake?
可能中暑身亡了 Maybe she had a sunstroke and died.
教练怎么了！这么渴？ What's up with the coach? He's thirsty.
也许是个赛前仪式 Probably a pregame ritual.
看他喝，我尿都急了 Just looking at him makes me want to take a piss.
早！欧太太 Good morning, Mrs Olson.
你今天看起来真美 You look very, very pretty today.
（鲁宾逊漂流记）
鲁宾逊最害怕的是什么？ So... what was Crusoe's...greatest fear?
哪位知道？ Anyone?
好，齐克 Yes, Zeke.
他怕永远离不开那岛 Crusoe's afraid that he'd be stuck on that island forever...
一无所有除了满手茧 with nothing but calluses.
不对，齐克 No, that's not correct.
他最怕的是孤绝 Isolation was his greatest fear.
不错，但， Yes, but...
外部存无法跟他内心的苦痛向比较 his external existence in no way compared...to the internal agony of the loneliness he felt.
说得很好 That's very good.
所以他打手枪打到长茧 Like I said, calluses.
凯西和丽丝说法不一 So Cathy tells me one thing, and then Liz says another...
珍妮又是一套 and then, of course, Jenny's got her own story,
到底要刊谁的？ so which one do you want me to print?
都刊，那个烂人！ Print them all. He's a jerk.
我有事要说 - Hey, we need to talk.
不，史丹宝宝，我有急事 - No, Stan, baby, I'm in a crunch.
晚点说行吗？ Could we back-burner it?
我不踢足球了 - I'm quitting football.
明天不比赛了？ - You're not playing tomorrow?
今年不踢了，听我说好吗？ I'm not playing this year. Would you listen to me?
我要离开球队，再也不踢了 I'm quitting the team. I'm not playing ball... anymore.
发生了什么？ What brought this on?
我衡量过踢球对我未来的影响 Well, I've been weighing the importance of being a jock... with my impending future
就决定了… and I decided
你就这么决定了？ - You just decided?
史丹大学怎么办？ Stan, what about college?
足球奖学金是你唯一机会 The football scholarship is your only shot.
不踢球就能用功念点书 If I quit now, I can work harder at studying,
也许成绩会进步 maybe raise my grades a little.
我宁愿用脑袋考进大学 I'd rather go to college... based on my intellect.
你念书不行。 You're not good at studying.
史丹你更善于踢球 Stan, you're good at football.
你应该把握你擅长的 Stick to what you're good at.
老是玩我在行的足球，篮球，各种运动 Yeah, I've always been good at football and basketball and every other sport I try.
该换个我不会的试试 I think maybe it's time I try something I'm not so good at, something different.
你发神经的时候我该怎么办？ And what am I supposed to do while you're on a yellow-brick quest for a brain?
什么？ - What?
啦啦队长要配明星球员不是配离职球员 - The accepted social order...is head cheerleaders date star quarterbacks, not academic wanna-bes.
别那么肤浅 Don't be superficial.
肤浅？真有深度啊！ "Superficial." Four syllables.
非常好！史丹，随便你！ That's really good, Stan. You're on your way.
头脑变聪明了再告诉我 Let me know how the cancer cure goes.
我以为你会支持我 I was hoping you'd be with me on this.
好了，大家翻开第四章 Now, if everyone will turn to chapter four:
“国家的情况” "The Nation of the State."
唯有透过大众共识 "Only through conformity among the masses...
国家才能提供人民安全，秩序，福利等保障 can the unified state offer the benefits of power order and security."
这章上周念过了泰先生 Actually, we covered that last week, Mr Tate.
该上第五章了 We're on chapter five.
好吧 Whatever.
大家跟着史丹翻开第五章 Now if you could all please join Stan on chapter five:
“社会中的个人行为” "Individual Action in Society."
你在读什么？ What are you reading?
“慧星”，作都汉林 Double Star. Robert Heinlein.
你也是科幻族？ You one of those science fiction people?
你相信外太空有生物有异形那些事？ Y'all believe in alternate universes and alien beings and stuff?
我觉得自己就像异形是外来人 I'm feeling pretty alien myself today.
我叫玛莉贝丝，亚特兰大人，我是新来的 I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson of Atlanta. I'm new here.
少废话！ - No shit.
你叫什么？ - What's your name?
你干嘛问我名字？ Why do you want to know my name?
因为我没朋友 'Cause I don't have any friends.
如果我没看错 Correct me if I'm wrong
你好像也没有… but you seem to have one less than that.
所以我想 - 丝多丽，又想勾引新同学？ So I just thought - Stokely, are you seducing the new students again?
我叫狄莱拉 Hi. I'm Delilah.
欢迎你 - Happy to have you at Herrington.
谢谢 - Thank you.
你被丝多丽黑么么的鬼样子吸引了 Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes different shades of black in her ensemble?
去死啦！贱货！ - Fuck you, gutter slut.
我不明白你为什么总是这副鬼样子，你们那票人的脸都让你丢光了 - I don't know why you insist...on being such a bad example for your people.
哪票人？ - What people?
但愿你不是她那种暴力同性恋 - I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new friend.
不 No.
我好像没同志血统 I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.
可惜！丝多丽，你又得找别人了 That's too bad, Stokely. You'll just have to keep looking for Miss Right.
神经病婊子 Bipolar bitch.
野蛮人 Violent.
你在干嘛？ - What are you doing?
我在吃午餐 - I was just eating my lunch, sir.
这里不是餐厅 This ain't the cafeteria, son.
是，老师，对不起！ Yes, sir. I'm sorry about that, sir.
你叫 You're
忘了你叫什么 - I forget your name.
凯西 - Casey.
对了 Right.
我常看见你 I've seen you around.
你好像不太喜欢运动 You're not really into sports.
除非被追杀，不然干嘛要跑 I don't think a person should run unless he's being chased.
被追杀 "Being chased."
我喜欢！ I like that.
快滚！ Get outta here.
巴太太，能谈谈吗？ - Mrs Brummel, may I have a word with you?
当然可以 - Certainly.
去养只导盲犬啦！ Man, get a fucking eye dog.
你怎不少擦点眼影 Maybe if you didn't paint your fucking eyes shut.
福老师 - Mr Furlong.
这儿！ - Present.
在足球场找到这个 Found something on the football field.
你或许想看一下 Thought you might want to take a look.
是什么？ - What is it?
我希望你能告诉我 - I was hoping you could tell me.
一起做实验吧 Want to be lab partners?
我不知你是同志 I didn't know you were a lesbian.
我没跟同志打过交道 I don't think I've ever met one before.
公开很久了吗？ Have you been out long?
我觉得你好特别 I think it's very impressive and evolved of you
我不是同志 I'm not a lesbian, all right?
做同志嘛！想干嘛就干嘛！ Be one. Please. Fly free.
你说对了我没朋友，我喜欢这样！ You were right about me. I don't have any friends, and I like it that way.
假装同性恋就是为了省麻烦 - Being a lesbian is just my security.
什么麻烦？ - Your security against what?
你这种麻烦人 People like you.
好复杂喔！ Complex.
多细胞寄生物 Certain mesozoan...
只在某种章鱼肾脏内发现过 only exist in the kidney of certain squid and octopi.
没道理！因为… - Which doesn't make sense because
这里是俄亥俄 - This is Ohio.
没错！ Right.
这是种远洋生物 It's a pelagic organism.
远洋生物？ - What's pelagic?
深海的生物 - A sea-dwelling organism.
没错 Exactly.
没见过这种表皮组织 But I don't recognize this surface tissue at all.
Casey不骗你，你可能发现新物种了 Casey, I don't want to blow smoke up your butt, but I think you found a new species.
是喔！ Yeah, right.
有可能 It could happen.
每天都有发现新物种 New species are discovered every day.
别嫉妒了 - Don't be so cynical.
会是gnathustomulida吗？ - Could it be gnathostomulida?
不20世纪中就失踪了 - No. - They escaped detection till the mid-20th century.
你什么都知道 You just know everything.
我深藏不露 I'm a contradiction.
检查下腹中胚层毛囊 Check the mesodermic follicles on its underbelly.
什么意思？ - What does that mean?
我要打电话给大学 - It means we gotta call the university,
让他们看看 let them take a look,
也许能弄到经费 maybe get in on some of that federal grant money.
这是我们秘密 Our secret... all right?
Stokely搞不好是你同类 - Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet.
少惹我！屁蛋！ - Blow me, blood fart.
你看见没？ Did you see that?
它在干嘛？ What is it doing?
它是两栖类？ - You think it's amphibian?
水能让它复苏 - Water resuscitated it.
这么多不淹死啊？ Yeah, but couldn't this kill it?
淹死可不妙！ Yeah, you don't want to drown it.
试了就知 - One way to find out. - Man.
不要紧 It's all right.
没事 It's okay.
福老师，你干嘛？ Mr Furlong, what are you doing?
检查摄护腺 I'm just gonna check his prostate.
它外皮组织改变了 Actually, the surface texture changed,
我要摸看看 so... I want to feel it.
老天！它会复制 It can replicate. Jesus.
妈的！ Fuck!
可恶！ Goddamn it!
我没事 - I'm okay.
它有牙齿 - It has teeth.
怎会有牙齿？ Where did it get teeth?
我打给大学 I'm gonna call the university.
我考虑过了，教练 I've just been thinking ahead, Coach,
嗯 and...
我决定放弃踢球 I've decided to quit the team...
专心在课业上 and concentrate on my academics.
好吧 Okay.
我们会怀念你的 Stan, we'll miss you.
就这样？ That's it?
你要我说什么？ Well, what do you want me to say?
明天就要和我们唯一的劲敌布朗队比赛，我最佳四分卫来找我 My star quarterback comes to me the day before we play Brun County the only team in the district that can kick our ass
告诉我他不踢了 and tells me he doesn't want to play.
一定很严重 There's something up with that.
你似乎正面临人生的转折点 You seem to be going through some life-defining turning point,
我不想挡你的路 and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the human condition.
想怎么做就做吧 You do what you have to do.
多谢你没扁我 Thanks for not reaming me, Coach.
扁你！那我还是人吗？ What kind of human being would I be if I did that?
还我 Hey, give me that back.
屁球！挡到我路了 Hey, yo, piss wad, you're in my way.
抱歉！我只是在呼吸 I'm sorry. I was breathing here.
你挡到我空气了 Yeah, that's the problem. You're occupying my air, you anal probe.
史丹 Yo, Stan.
看明晚的了 Tomorrow night, right?
要痛扁他们！ That's right. We'll kill them!
血流满地！ We draw blood! Yeah!
当你一定很惨！ - It must really blow being you.
你哪会知道 - You have no idea.
（禁止打架，丢毛巾，喧哗）
凯西，是你吗？ Yo, Casey, is that you?
巴老师！搞什么？ - Mrs Brummel, what the fuck?
救我！我不能呼吸了 - Please.Help me. I can't breathe.
快叫人！ Get help!
你不知道 You don't know what's happening.
他们要侵占所有的人 They want everyone.
没事了 It's okay.
巴老师没事吧？ Is Mrs Brummel gonna be okay?
史丹，巴老师证实得了癌症 Stan, Mrs Brummel has been diagnosed with cancer,
目前用很多药物控制 and she's on a lot of medication at the moment.
所以会神智不清 It causes disorientation.
以为她能教完这学期 We were hoping that she would get through the school year
但恐怕是… but unfortunately it
希望你了解这见事情很敏感 I hope you can understand the sensitive nature of the situation.
我会保密 Yeah, I can keep it quiet.
凯西，你能了解吗？ Casey? You understand?
凯西，你了解吗？ Casey, you understand?
凯西 - Casey?
是，我明白 - Yeah.Sure.
妮芙坎贝儿？ 和珍妮佛萝海葳，对吗？ - It's Neve Campbell? - And Jennifer Love Hewitt, right?
是，演“五口之家”的美女 Yep. Party of prettiness.
不穿衣服的？ - And they're naked?
正面全裸 - Full frontal.
不可在校园做私人买卖 Zeke, you cannot conduct personal business on school property.
波老师，问题是 Well, Miss Burke, we have a problem...
我是在我车上做生意 because I'm sitting on my car and that's my property.
有同学说你卖害人的东西 Well, I've had complaints from several students...
会扰乱心智的东西 that you've sold them mind-altering substances.
你要对我说！还是去见翠克校长 You want to tell me about it or take it up with Principal Drake?
波老师，你太紧张了 You're too tense, Miss Burke
我有你需要的东西 but I've got just the thing for you.
你放清楚点！我是老师！ You know, Zeke, I'm the authority figure here. It's time you realized that.
“一夜九次高潮” "For gentle relief of blockage caused by dietary stress."
“春媚丹” - Chocolate-flavoured laxatives.
你只要花百分之五的脑筋念书 - You know...if you applied just five percent of that intellect to your studies
不爱高潮？ - Not a chocolate lover?
本来去年夏天你可以顺利毕业 you could have made up your finals last summer.
不会被留级了 - You didn't have to repeat your senior year.
这个呢？ - How about these?
保险套 Condoms.
大号的，樱桃口味 Magnum-sized, and they're cherry-flavoured.
别这样，免费送你，波老师 Come on, Miss Burke. They're on me.
真是没教养！ That's so rude.
校刊头条连影子都没 I need a lead story. I have no page one.
我们发现一种新的生物 Well, we found a new phylum in Biology.
蛮诡异的 It's bizarre.
非常诡异 Really bizarre.
福老师说可能是新物种 Mr Furlong thinks it might be a new species.
这可笑掉人大牙了 Let me race to the stands for that issue.
干嘛老损我，我怎么你了- 没什么 - Why do you rag on me so much? What did I do? - Nothing.
这就是你的命 It's just your fate.
每个学校都有你这样的霉蛋 You're that geeky Stephen King kid.There's one of you in every school.
不能进去 - We can't go in here.
来吧，凯西 - Come on, Casey.
有我在，别怕！ You're with me. Be brave.
好吧！要找什么？ Okay, so what are we looking for?
什么都要找 Anything.
海护士吃药？真好笑！ Nurse Harper is medicated. Big surprise.
去年揭发泰老师酗酒 No, I exposed Mr Tate's alcoholism last year.
根本没人理！ Nobody cares.
他老婆更不管，她早和保姆跑了 Well, his wife certainly didn't when she ran off with the baby-sitter.
天哪！ God.
有时你真是…怎么样？ - You can be such a... - What?
很棒的妞，如果你不做高高在上的婊子 pretty cool human being when you're not being a first-class, grade-A bitch.
你喜欢我，凯西？ You hitting on me, Casey?
不，我是说…其实你蛮好的 No. No.I just think you can be cool.
有时候 Sometimes.
但今天不算 This not being one of them.
巴老师呢？ - Where's Brummel?
她太老不中用没熬过来 - She didn't make it.Her body was too old. The heat got to her.
小心气候，会侵害神经系统 Be careful of the climate. It compromises your nervous system.
让人容易冲动 It makes one impulsive.
所有职员都搞定了？ Has the entire faculty been commuted?
差不多 Almost.
学生呢？ - What about the students?
快了 - Soon.
你两还没走？ What are you two still doing here?
我以为只剩我一个 I thought I was the only left.
全世界的药都不够我吃 There are not enough drugs in this world.
干嘛？ What?
我这里痛 I have a pain.
这里 Right here.
放开我！我的天！ Get off of me! Jesus!
凯西 Casey!
怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
慢慢走 - Slow down there.
救救我们，他们杀了巴老师，他们在追我们 - You gonna Help us. They killed Mrs Brummel. They're after us.
你们在说什么？ What are you talking about?
威利教练和欧老师 - Coach Willis. - And Mrs Olson.
怎么回事？ - What's going on?
去找海护士，他们攻击她 - Ask Nurse Harper, okay? They attacked her.
谁攻击谁？翠克校长怎么回事？ Who attacked who? Miss Drake,What is going on?
不知道，我也刚过来 I have no idea. I joined this right in the middle of it.
巴老师在浴室里发病，我们发现她的尸体在柜子里 Mrs Brummel wigged out in the shower, and then we found her body in the faculty closet.
你们跑到柜子里干嘛？ What were you doing in the faculty closet?
威利教练和欧老师攻击海护士 - Coach Willis and Mrs Olson attacked Nurse Harper.
他们为什么要这么做？ - Why would they do that?
她在那，你问她 There's Nurse Harper. Just ask her.
现在真相大白了 Now we can get to the bottom of this.
妈的！ - Fuck.
狄莱拉快跑！ - Delilah, run!
狄莱拉等等！ Delilah, wait!
在这里？ In here?
对，尸体在柜子里 Yes. The body was in the closet.
巴老师怎么会在柜子里？ - And why would Mrs Brummel be in the closet?
因为他们杀了她 - Because they killed her.
对，你说过了 - That's right.
抱歉凯西，刚才不是有意吓你 - Hey, Casey.Sorry about that mix-up earlier. Didn't mean to scare you.
显然是有误会 Apparently, there's been a misunderstanding.
还是看看柜子吧 Still, if we could just see inside the closet.
当然 Certainly.
洋娃娃 - It's a doll.
人工呼吸道具 - Meet Resuscitation Annie.
用它给学生示范 We use her to teach C.P.R. to the students,
是有点像巴老师 although I guess she does resemble Mrs Brummel slightly.
为个道具打911？ - You dialled 911 for a dead doll?
不是这个 - That wasn't there.
他们动过手脚了 They put that there.
我没有乱编 Look, I'm not making this up.
打电话给狄莱拉 - You gotta call Delilah.
打了，她不在家 - We called her. She isn't home.
她跟我一起看见 She was here with me. She saw it too.
海护士被攻击 They attacked Nurse Harper.
她有癫痫症 - Nurse Harper is epileptic.
发作起来很严重 She's prone to grand mals.
她刚才发病 - She had an attack.
幸好药在她皮包 Luckily, she carries her medicine in her bag
我们才帮上忙 so we were able to help her.
可能是重感冒引起 We think it was brought on by this terrible cold
我送她回家，你可打去问 I took her home myself.You can call her if you like.
例行程序 It is procedure.
用我办公室电话 You can use the phone in my office.
刚才你跑得可真快 That was some fast running you did down the hall, son.
可以加入球队了 We could sure use your speed.
球场上更常被追 There's plenty of chasing on the field.
听见没？教练夸你跑得快 Did you hear that, Casey? He said you had speed.
谢谢 - Thank you.
教练祝你明天赢球 - Good luck in that game tomorrow, Coach.
这边请 This way.
凯西，你怎么了？ Cas, what's gotten into you?
伊芙认识个精神科大夫 Evelyn knows someone downtown. A professional.
我去挂号 I'm gonna make an appointment.
他是模范生会精神错乱？ He's a straight-A student, and now he needs a professional?
我的天！ - Christ.
我没发疯，我亲眼看见 - I don't need a shrink. I know what I saw.
跟巴老师和海护士通过话了 Well, we've just spoken with both Mrs Brummel and Nurse Harper.
他也完了 - They got him.
根本没事 - There's nothing here.
小孩想引人注意罢了，走吧！ Just some kid looking for some attention. Let's go.
好 All right.
对不起！翠克校长 I am so sorry, Miss Drake.
也许私下谈谈，我们可以… Maybe if you and I spoke privately, we could come up with
不！妈 No. No, Mom.
你说得对，我应该去看医生 Maybe you're right.Maybe I should see this woman, this doctor.
我们走吧？ Can we just go?
我们会回家处理翠克校长 We'll take care of this at home, Miss Drake.
再次致歉 Again, sorry for all the trouble.
我了解这情况 I can see how it all got out of hand.
一连串的事是蛮奇怪的 It's a pretty bizarre series of events.
错在我们，保证不会了 It's our fault. It won't happen again.
明天见，凯西 See you tomorrow, Casey.
检查他课本 Check his school books.
毒品会藏书包里 They hide the drugs in the spine of the book.
电视演过 We saw it on Dateline.
你嗑哪种药？儿子 - What are you on, son?
我没嗑药 - I'm not on drugs.
爸！那是智慧财产 That's government property, Dad.
狗屎！ Shit.
儿子，我们爱你 Look, we love you, son.
我们想帮你 We want to help you.
那就相信我 Then believe me.
我说的是实话 I'm telling the truth.
学校真的有诡异的事 Something really weird is happening at school.
老师有问题 The teachers,Something's happened to them.
别再逼我，好么? - Don't push it, all right?
我已经受够了 - I'm bending as far as I can
再逼我… but if you push it
让我打给狄莱拉 - Just let me call Delilah.
拜托！ Please?
好，只有这样了 Okay, that's it.
东西全部没收 Your privileges are now over.
抱歉，没收电话 No phone. Sorry. Over.
也不准上网 No internet.
直接去上学，放学就回家，明白么? You'll go to school, straight to school, and you'll come straight home. You got it?
我不去学校，他们在等我 I'm not going back to that school. They're waiting for me.
非去不可 You'll go.
绑都要把你绑去 If I have to tie you to the desk myself, you'll go.
不准听音乐 No music.
色情刊物 His porno.
色情刊物 Porno.
抱歉，不能打手枪了 Sorry, pal. No more flogging the bishop.
我们会想办法帮你 We are gonna get you help.
别担心 Don't worry.
把房间收干净 Get your room cleaned up.
你在干嘛？ What the hell do you think you're doing?
他们来了 Dad. They're here.
老师们 The faculty.
立刻给我进屋来 Get in the house, now.
我快疯了 I'm losing it.
“我儿是模范生”
去吧，儿子 - Go on, son.
爸，我求你 - Dad, I'm begging you.
求求你 Please.
放学就回家 Come home right after school.
你妈会联络医生 Your mom's looking into a doctor.
康先生 Mr Connor.
狄莱拉你怎么… Delilah. Wow, you look
闭嘴，，跟我来. Don't, Come on.
请注意 Your attention, please.
以下同学请到办公室 Will the following students report to the office:
詹姆雅其塔，蒂娜唐豪森 James Archuleta, Tina Dannhausen,
狄莱拉普非 and Delilah Proffitt.
都是你的错！ - 你什么意思？ - This is all your fault. - What do you mean?
谁想穿成这样！ Do you think I'm in drag for the aesthetics?
他们在找我 They're after me.
告诉爸妈没？ - Did you tell your parents?
我妈不相信 - My mom didn't believe me.
她喝醉了，简直是一场噩梦 She drinks. It was a nightmare.
我们得去报警， - 不 - Look, we have to go to the police. - No.
警察也完了 - They've got the police.
不能确定 - We don't know what they've got.
你看见的，巴老师死了 Look, you saw it. Mrs Brummel was dead.
他们还攻击海护士 - They attacked Nurse Harper.
他们？他们是谁？ - "They"? Who are "they"?
凯西我们甚至不知道他们是谁 Casey, we don't even know who "they" are.
她为何假装没事 Why did she act like everything was okay?
大概是像邪魔附身之类的 It's a devil's cult or something.
拜慧星的魔教，天晓得 Maybe they worship comets. Who the fuck knows?
我可不想一直藏在厕所里 I'm not gonna stay in a handicapped bathroom for the rest of my life.
他们不会找上所有人 - They couldn't have gotten to everyone.
去哪？ - Where are you going?
找史丹 - I'm going to find Stan.
史丹？干嘛找他？ - Stan? Why Stan?
以下同学请到办公室 Will the following students please report to the office:
珍妮佛格利，蓝迪那森，汤马米克 Jennifer Qulick, Randy Knotson and Thomas Nicks.
去跟他说嘛 You should just go talk to him.
才不！ No way.
对不起 I'm sorry.
准备出赛了吗？ So you Are you ready for the big game?
离开球队了 I quit the team.
真的？ - Are you serious?
对 - Yeah.
为什么？ Why?
当足球队长大家都拍你马屁，很烦！ Just tired of everyone kissing my ass 'cause I'm captain of the football team.
你了解吗？ You know
教练，同学，甚至老师也这样... the coach, the students, even the teachers.
去年赢了2A杯后… Last year after we won the 2A Conference
全靠你球传的好 That was thanks to you and your completed passes.
你有看球赛？ You follow the games?
真没想到 I wouldn't have guessed that.
之后生物就考了D I made a "D" on a biology test right after
福老师把我改成A and Mr Furlong changed it to an "A."
说我为校争光该给A He said I deserved for having such a strong arm.
我真的满不爽的！ That really bugged me, you know?
那是我辛苦得来的我的D I worked hard for that "D."That was my "D."
是我应得的D I deserved that "D."
我希望大家把我当成…你了解吗 I just wish people would let me be, you know
D先生 A "D" student.
对 Yeah.
同学们，听好！ Okay, class, listen up.
今天我们来写家族历史 Today we are going to write a living family history.
大家拿出纸笔 Everyone take out a piece of paper
写下你家中每个成员名字 and write down the name of every living member of your family.
你直系亲属，同住一起的人 Begin with your immediate family those living with you
还有很亲的旁系亲属 then include the names of your nearest living relatives.
这也算是考试吗？ - Is this gonna be on the test?
这是考试 - This is the test.
那是什么？ What is that?
这叫快活丹 It's magic dust.
来一口？ - You want some?
我会过敏，谢谢 - No, I have a low tolerance, but thank you.
真不要？ - You sure?
止痛药都过敏 - I'm allergic to aspirin
吃那个肯定死 so that would probably kill me.
我可不想你死 - We wouldn't want to do that.
我叫玛莉贝丝亚特兰大来的 I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson of Atlanta.
亚特兰大 Atlanta.
我知道 I know.
对，你无所不知 That's right. You know everything.
我叫齐克 I'm Zeke.
我知道 - I know
幸会 - It's a pleasure.
是我的荣幸 The pleasure's all mine.
社团社长中午到办公室开会 There's a mandatory meeting in the office at lunch today for all club presidents.
今晚有活动 Remember, tonight we take on the Brun County Changa.
请5.30来参加 - Please come at 5:30 and show your support.
那是我的 - Hey, that's mine.
很诡异 Weird, isn't it?
会是什么事？ - What do you think it is?
检查置物柜？ - Locker search maybe?
事情有点不对劲 Something weird is going on here.
嗨！足球队长 Hey, Football.
你没生气吧？ - You're not pissed, are you?
气什么？ - About what?
我当了新队长 I'm the new team captain.
怎么回事？ What's going on here?
护士要检查耳屎吧 Nurse Harper, she's giving an ear exam or some shit like that.
要动用警察？ And that takes the police?
史丹，我有事找你 Stan, I need to talk to you.
你戴眼镜？ I didn't know you wore glasses.
以前戴隐形的，我有急事 Contacts. Come on, it's important.
Stokely有空吗？想请你帮忙 Stokely, got a second? I need your help.
意外发生后 So after the accident
我就搬到这跟亲戚住 I came here to live with relatives, you know.
跟表兄妹住 So I moved in with my cousins and...
所以就来了 here I am.
想想办法啊！蠢蛋！ Fucking do something, you pussy puke!
我爸妈也死了 Yeah, my mom and dad are dead too.
真的？是 - Really? - Yeah.
虽然还在呼吸 They're still breathing, but for all intents and purposes,
但是跟死了差不多 they're very much dead.
你有病啊！去死！烂人 You've fucking gone weird. Fuck you, you pussy.
妈的！ - Fuck you!
我们有许多共同点 - You and I have a lot in common then.
是 Yeah.
觉不觉得今天学校好怪 - You notice anything off today here at school?
我是新生，觉得一切都怪 - I'm from the south.Y'all are off.
来点“神力笔”吧！ - Dude, we need some scat.
受不了！气氛好诡异 Yeah, man, we can't deal. There's some weird shit going down here.
一支五元 Five bucks a pop.
假证件好用吧？ Hey, man, how's the new you working out?
还不错 Working out just fine.
还有吗？ Hey, you got any more?
有啊 - Sure, man.
真的？ - Really?
全卖给我们 Why don't you give us all you got?
好 All right. Dough.
还有吗？ - You got any more?
不在身上 - Not on me, man.
置物柜有吗？ - What about in your locker?
车上还有吗？ - How about in your car? Got any more there?
省点用 - Use in moderation, boys.
快啦！别吊我们 - Come on, Zeke. Hook us up.
你看波老师！ - Check out Miss Burke.
她怎么啦？ - Wow, what happened to her?
没心情跟你聊波老师 Man, I'm really not in the mood, Miss Burke.
我真的没了 I'm clean.
她怎么啦？ - What's up with her?
今天别烦我 - Not today.
这么热，我没耐性 It's too damn hot, and I got zero-fucking-tolerance.
你再搞吧！混蛋 Eat me, you asshole.
没耐性的是我 I'm the one with no tolerance
你这没用的人渣！ you pathetic little runt.
会骂人啦！ Ouch. Comeback.
怎样？想跟我妈告状？ What are you gonna do? Are you gonna call my mother?
怎么告状？小齐克 And how am I supposed to do that, little Zekey boy?
你妈在哪呢？ Do you even know where she is?
欧洲，斯里兰卡，日本 Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan?
不知她要躲去哪 I wonder what remote location she went to this week...
才能逃避她过去犯的大错 to hide from her great big bastard mistake.
我忍受你太久了 I've taken your shit for too fucking long
没老二的痞子 you dickless drug-induced excuse for a human being.
你嗑药啦，母狗！ - Woman, what are you on?
母狗？你刚叫我母狗？ - "Woman"? Did you just say, "woman"?
我受够你了 I'm sick of you, little boy.
再让我看到你卖东西 And if I see you peddling your wonder dust again,
我就打肿你屁股 I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass...
让你舔我脚到毕业 you'll be sucking my toes till graduation.
你惨了 Big trouble.
她嗑了什么狗屎丹啊！ She got some bad shit.
他们想捉我们，还好逃过一劫 And then they chased us, but we got away.
是巴老师在男浴室发春之后？ All this started when Mrs Brummel did a wet and wild in the boys' locker room?
应该是 I think so.
每个人都变得好奇怪 Everybody's been acting really strange
尤其是老师们 especially the faculty.
没错！都变成异形了 Tell me about it. It's like they've all turned into fucking pod people...
变什么形？ - Into what people?
“异形基地”里整个小镇被占领 Invasion of the Body Snatchers. A small town was taken over by aliens.
那不是真的！ That was a joke.
万一真的发生呢？ Look, what if it really happened?
发生什么？ - What if that really happened?
学校就快被占领了 - I think something's taking over our school.
“异形基地”是科幻巨作 The Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus.
改拍成很多知名电影 It's located in the fiction section of the library.
“辛德勒名单”呢？ So is Schindler's List.
小说是根据事实改编的 All fiction is based on some truth, right?
波老师说文章是写实的，你知道的 What does Miss Burke teach us in English 101? Write what you know.
我们怎么知道这些作者… How do we know this writer guy...
芬尼 - Jack Finney.
可能是碰过异形才创作的？ - didn't encounter aliens in his high school...which led him to write a book about an alien invasion?
你的阴谋论说不通 - Your conspiracy theory is flawed.
为何？ - How so?
芬尼的“异形基地” Jack Finney's The Body Snatchers is a blatant rip-off...
是抄汉林的“异形杀机” of The Puppet Masters by Robert Heinlein.
根本不值一看 So you can completely disregard that entire work.
重点是，他们来了 Whatever. The point is they're here,
他们重回地球 they've been here and they're here again.
凯西，你是头撞柱子撞太多了！ You know, Casey, I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times.
你怎知没阴谋？ Look, how do you know there's not a conspiracy?
X档案也许是真的 Maybe X-Files is right.
为何有那些异形电影？ Where do all these movies come from anyway?
你怎知史蒂芬史匹柏 How do we know Spielberg, Lucas, Sonnenfeld,
或那些导演没碰过异形？ Emmerich haven't been visited by aliens?
搞不好他们就是异形 You know, maybe they're aliens themselves.
先来给我们洗脑的 Maybe they're simply preparing us for what's to come.
拜托，那些是虚构的科幻创作 You know what, Casey, it's fiction. Okay?It's science fiction.
是啊！ - Exactly.
大家只专注科幻认为是假的 Everybody gets hung up on the science part, which has nothing to do with it.
其实他们已藉此给我们洗脑 They're getting at us through the fiction.
异形导演拍电影骗我们？ So, aliens have just been setting us up over the years,
拍像ET，MIB等科幻片 creating this happy little make-believe existence with their E.T. and their Men In Black movies...
所以就算是异形来了也没人信 just so that nobody would believe it if it really happened?
我认为是这样 I think so. Yeah.
但你不信吧？ - You're not buying this, are you?
我不信 - No, I'm not.
但蛮酷的 But it's kind of cool.
那里有问题？ Okay, so what's missing?
异形基地的异形长在豆荚里 Well, in The Body Snatchers, they were pods, but where are they?
豆荚呢？ I mean, where are the pods?
这次不是豆荚 There are no pods.
一定是别的 There's gotta be something else.
“异形杀机”异形是寄生虫 In Puppet Masters, they were parasites.
我跟史丹说了 - I filled Stan in.
走！丝多丽正在研究 - Come with us. Stokely's onto something.
是吗？ Really?
妈的！ Shit.
福老师送去大学了！ Furlong must have sent it up to the university.
我怀疑！ - Doubtful.
不然会在哪？ - Where else could it be?
什么？你在想什么 What? What is it?
到底怎么回事？ Will someone please tell me what the hell's going on here?
是这样昨天我找到一种新生物 It all started yesterday when I found this thing, this new species.
现在不见了 Which is now missing.
我们觉得异形入侵我们学校了 We think aliens are taking over our school.
是啊！你省省吧！ Right. Come on.
你看见巴老师那样 You saw what Brummel did in the shower.
我在柜子里看到她尸体 I saw her dead body in the closet.
老师又一直叫学生去办公室 They've been calling students into the office.
而且找有影响力的学生 The students with the most influence on down
包括新队长 including the new team captain.
好在你离队了 Looks like you picked the right week to quit football.
异形入侵我们学校？ You think aliens have infested our school?
不然怎么那么诡异 That would explain their weird behaviour, wouldn't it?
你嘛帮帮忙！ Give me a fucking break.
（储藏室）
来这干嘛？ So, what are we doing in here?
大采购 Shopping.
需要找好多东西 - I've got a very large grocery list.
你在说什么？ - What are you talking about?
我的设备是从这儿弄的 This is where I get my equipment.
你借用实验室？ You borrow it from science labs?
我喜欢说是“锵” I like to think of it as stealing, actually.
为国家建设尽点心力 Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America.
要是被人发现 So if anybody finds us in here,
你就抱紧我假装我们在嘿咻 just grab ahold of me and pretend we're making out.
处罚会轻一点 The punishment will be less severe.
绝不会是异形 - Aliens?
史丹你说一个？ - Do you have a better explanation, Stan?
你看吧！ Great.
什么嘛！老师不是人 Just listen to yourselves. Our teachers are aliens?
不只诡异，你简直疯了 That's not weird, that's fucking psychotic.
各位，这太瞎掰了 Come on, guys. This is nuts.
你走啊！去做你大学梦 Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
偏不！我受够你了 Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your shit.
滚！把这巫婆也带走 Get the fuck out of here and take your freak dyke with you.
妈的！你骚货 Fuck you, tit bags.
拜托别吵行吗？好吧凯西 - Will everybody calm down, please? - All right, Casey.
假设真有异形好了 Let's go alien for a second.
干嘛是这里？ Why here?
干嘛选俄亥俄州？ Why Ohio?
想占领世界 If you were going to take over the world,
应该像ID4星际终结都去炸白宫 would you blow up the White House Independence Day style...
或偷偷摸摸入侵？ or sneak in through the backdoor?
凯西 Casey.
学校里唯一的异形 Man, the only person in this school who is an alien...
就是你 is you, man.
去死吧！齐克 Fuck you, Zeke.
怎么回事？ What's going on here?
你们怎没去上课？ Shouldn't you people be in class?
福老师，事情是这样的 Well, it's like this, Mr Furlong,
凯西认为你不是人 Casey here thinks you're an alien.
是吗？ - Really?
所有教职员都不是人 - The whole faculty, actually.
真的吗？ Is that true?
凯西 Casey?
昨天我找来的东西呢？ The thing I found yesterday. Where is it?
送去大学了 I sent it to the university.
查出来了吗？ Do they know what it is?
抱歉给你惹麻烦，福老师… Look, sorry to impose and disrupt, Mr Furlong, but
乖乖给我坐下 If you'd kindly take your seats
很快就没事了 this will be over quite quickly.
给我坐下 Now sit down!
把他放下，老师 - Put him the fuck down, Furlong.
这样最好，齐克 - This is for the best, Zeke.
妈的！ Goddamn it!
我们走！ Come on.
不 No!
齐克 Zeke.
妈的！ shit
怎没人说“快逃吧” This is usually the point where somebody says, "Let's get the fuck outta here."
快逃吧 Let's get the fuck outta here.
异形要占领学校了 Aliens are taking over the fucking school.
要找到证据 We gotta have proof.
这样吧！ All right, everybody, here's the deal.
我们都去停车场 We're heading straight for the parking lot.
喘口气，冷静想想 Pull it together, and try to stay calm.
我的车 My car.
要去哪？ - Where are we going?
只要离开这 - Anywhere but here.
等等！史丹 Wait. Stan!
去哪，兄弟？ - Where you going, buddy?
我要去… - We're going to
快点，史丹老天！ - Come on, Stan. Jesus Christ.
快上车 - Get in the fucking car.
不跟我们玩啦？ - Sure you don't want to play with us?
不了，盖柏，多谢 Nah, Gabe... but thanks.
搞什么飞机？ What the fuck is going on?
电台有没有报导 Let's see if anybody's talking.
那些家伙是谁？ Who the fuck are these guys?
好，把车停这边 All right, pull over here, fellas.
我操！ - Fuck this shit. - Hey!
你爸妈呢？ - Where's your mom and dad?
大概在欧洲吧 - Europe, I think.
妈的！ Shit.
我的天啊！ - My God.
你玩真的啊 - This is some serious shit.
这就是你大秘密？ This is your big secret?
“神力丹”咖啡因？ Caffeine pills?
当作没看见 You didn't see that.
我们怎么办？不能报警了 What are we gonna do with the police not being an option?
我爸会有办法 I can call my dad. He'd know what to do.
他还是你爸吗？ If he's even your dad anymore.
这玩意叫做枪 It's called a gun, man.
是什么？ What is it?
看看才知道 We're gonna find out.
奥斯卡，来 Hey, come here, Oscar.
过来 Come here, buddy.
然后呢？ Now what?
抱歉了，老弟 I'm sorry, buddy.
它是寄生物 See? It's a parasite.
它附着在寄主身上 It attaches itself to a host
进而控制寄主 and then it controls it.
非独立个体 - It's incomplete.
什么意思？ - What do you mean?
它只是主体的一部份 It can survive on its own, but it's really part of a greater organism.
要有寄主才能复制 Look, it has the ability to replicate, but it needs a host.
水份多的寄主 Something moist.
奥斯卡体内被吸干了 See what it did to Oscar's insides. It dried them out.
人体内大部份是水 Hey, isn't a human body composed mainly of water?
他们利用我们 They're using us.
吸干我们 - Drying us out.
就像巴老师 - Like Mrs Brummel, right?
我听见教练说 I overheard the coach.
她太老，不能用 Her body was too old. She didn't take.
福老师也是那样 See, this partially explains what happened to Furlong.
这药是利尿剂 That drug's a diuretic.
水份排掉，它就会死 Dries it out. Kills it.
它们把人当寄主 They're using us as hosts.
把人变成无法思考的奴隶 They're just turning us into mindless slaves...
他们可以控制 - they can control.
你怎知？ - How do you know that?
听她瞎掰 She doesn't.
她是科幻怪胎 She's a Trekkie sci-fi freak.
目前为止她说得都对 Who's been right so far.
怎么阻止呢？ How do we stop it?
丝多丽，你比较懂 Yeah, Stokely, this is your area.
理论上它们相连的 In theory, they're all connected.
杀死母体就全死了 - If we kill the master, we get them all.
理论上 - "In theory."
人会怎样？ What happens to everybody else?
那些寄主也就死了？ The ones who've been taken over? Do they just die?
不会，他们就变回人 No, they don't. They would become human again.
这只是理论 But that is in theory, so
如果找到首脑，杀了它 So if we found the leader and killed it,
就解决了 - we'd beat it.
什么嘛！还是快逃吧 - What are we even talking about?I say we get the fuck out of town.
去哪？ - And go where?
你们还没看明白么？我们必需阻止它们，否则它们会继续繁殖 Don't you see? We got to stop it or it's gonna spread.
一天半就占领学校 It took the high school in a day and a half.
一礼拜人类全完了 Give it a week, we'll never outrun it.
我们要反击 - We have to fight.
反击谁？ - Fight what?
谁是异形我们也不知 We don't even know who's alien and who's not.
搞不好这里就有人是，我们怎么知道？ What if one of us was an alien right now? How would we know?
他说得对 He's right.
我怎知你是凯西？ How do I know you're really Casey?
我怎知你是你？ How do I know you're really you?
书上说人会变得没喜怒哀乐 In Body Snatchers, humans became emotionless.
完全失去本质 - They completely lost their identities.
教练有啊！ - The coach had emotion.
他本来就很鸡歪但现在更反常 I mean, he's usually a real hard-ass, but he was different somehow.
他的确有点怪 His behaviour was slightly odd.
明星球员离开球队就不反常？ Like a star quarterback who mysteriously quits the football team?
你干嘛？Delilah？ What are you doing, Delilah?
我只是说你有点反常 I'm just pointing out your "slightly odd" behaviour, Stan.
这几天你很诡异 You've been acting really weird the last couple of days.
我不是异形，我是心有不平 I'm not an alien, I'm discontent.
会说成语啦！ - There's another big word.
要说奇怪？ - You want to talk slightly odd?
你才奇怪？你从没不戴隐形眼镜 What about you? You haven't been without your contacts...
发胶也不喷了 or hair spray since birth.
是掩人耳目 - I'm incognito.
我们必须互相信赖 - We just have to trust each other.
要我相信你？ And I'm supposed to trust you?
告诉我女同志开始喜欢男人的？ Tell me something, Miss Lesbian, when did you start liking boys?
你在胡说什么？ - What the fuck you talking about?
我看到你对史丹抛媚眼 - I see the way you look at Stan.
什么时候背叛女同志的？ So when did you stop muff-diving?
她是假装同性恋 She's not a lesbian. That was a hoax.
是吗？-是的 - Really? - Yeah.
你呢？亚特兰大小姐 And what about you, Miss Atlanta?
怎么你一来学校就出事了 It's just really convenient that you showed up the second all these things started happening.
你来这干嘛？ - What are you doing in Ohio anyway?
不是我的错 - It's not my fault.
闭嘴！ Hey, shut up.
她说的有道理 She's got a point, Zeke.
对！齐克教授 Yeah, Zeke, Professor.
你好像懂得蛮多的 I mean, you seem to know an awful lot about this stuff.
恕我这么说… No offence
你以前似乎不是高材生 but you're not exactly known for your academic achievements.
你也不是啊 Neither are you, man.
凯西？ - Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?
什么？ - What
这样吵也没用 All right, this is getting us nowhere.
我有办法了 I got a solution.
这可让他们现原形 We know this outs them, right?
吸一口 Take a hit.
才不要 No way, man.
我从不玩这个 I don't do drugs.
不是异形有什么好怕 Come on, man. If you're not an alien, you got nothing to worry about.
齐克说得对 Zeke's right.
只有这个办法 This is the only way to know for sure.
拿去！史丹，你怕什么？ Yeah, come on, Stan. What are you afraid of, man?
大家都要吸 Look, we all do it.
凯西 - Casey.
干嘛我先？ - Why me first?
你霉蛋命！拿去 It's your birthright, man. Just fucking take it.
吸慢一点 Easy, boy.
你呢？齐克 What about you, Zeke?
我怎知你不是？ How do we know you're not one of those fucking things?
我配的药，对我没效 I don't get high on my own stash, man.
妈的！你要吸 Fuck that, man! You're taking it.
你也要吸 You're taking it.
他怎么了？ Now what the hell's wrong with him?
他没事，笨蛋！ Nothing's wrong with him, you asshole.
他药性发作了，发完就没事 He's tweaking. Let him fucking tweak!
该你了 Now you.
该你 Your turn.
丝多丽 Stokely.
我才不把那玩意塞进鼻里 I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose.
太恶心了！ - It's so '80s.
异形占领地球了，你想想吧 - Aliens are taking over the Earth. Weigh it.
里面是什么？ - What's in it?
主要是咖啡因，和一些屎 - Mostly caffeine. Some other household shit.
妈的！ Shit.
该你，狄莱拉 Now you, Delilah.
不要 No.
她先吸 Her first.
我会过敏 - I'm allergic.
我还北京人咧！ - Yeah, and I'm Portuguese. Who cares?
她常这么幽默吗？ Is she always this much fun, man?
有时她真的蛮爽的 Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
懂我意思吧？ You know what I'm saying? You know?
你们一起 You both take it.
你知道我不行 I can't. You know, I can't.
你一定要吸 You have to take it.
答案揭晓了 Showdown.
妈的！ Shit!
开枪 Shoot her.
射她头，凯西 Shoot her in the head, Casey.
史丹我不知道发生了什么 - Stan, I don't know what's happening.
-凯西，不要开枪 Don't shoot,Casey.
开枪！她是异形 Shoot her,she is fucking...,man
你们逃不了 There's nowhere to go.
无处藏身，我们无处不在 Nowhere to hide. We're everywhere.
我来开枪 I'll fucking shoot her.
妈的！ Shit!
天哪 Jesus!
拦住她 Get her!
她要跑了 She's getting away!
快！ - Hurry!
妈的 - Shit!
早该知道她就是 I should have known that crazy bitch was one of them.
我们能救她，齐克 We can get her back, Zeke.
救所有的人 We can get them all back.
解药被她毁了大半 She destroyed most of my supply.
找出首脑就能救所有的人 Look, if we kill the queen, we can get them all back.
妈的！ Fuck!
还剩多少？ - How much do we have left?
没多少了 - Not much.
只要够把皇后干掉就行 But we only need enough to get the queen.
皇后一死，它们全部完蛋，对吗？ - We get her, we get them all, right?
应该是 - I think so.
去哪找母体？- 星期5晚上，今天晚上她一定会去那里 - Where are we gonna find her? - Friday night? Only one place she can be.
黄蜂队，加油！ Go Hornets!
他穿过赛场，避过拦截者 He crosses the field! Eludes the tacklers!
被四只大黄蜂干掉 Tackled by four Hornets with authority.
有人被黄蜂蛰了！ Somebody stung by the Hornets!
姑娘们！上！ Come on, ladies!
好好秀一下 Let's play four quarters!
上帝啊 Jesus.
把他们碎尸万段 Get in there and take his fucking head off.
杀 Kill! Kill!
杀 Kill!
会是翠克校长吗？ - You think it's Principal Drake?
不然呢？ - Who else?
她是校长，绝对可能 She's in charge. It would make perfect sense.
大家都会完蛋 They're getting everybody.
全镇人都来了 I mean, the whole town is here.
明天早上就没人类了 By morning, there won't be a human left.
来吧 Come on.
你们跑哪去了？ Where are you guys?
翠克校长在看球赛 We found Drake. She's at the game.
你们干嘛？ What are you kids doing in here?
体育馆关门了 The gym is closed.
全都跟我来 All of you come with me.
不行，翠克校长 We can't do that, Miss Drake.
为什么？ Why is that?
捉住她 Get her.
快齐克！门关上 Quick, Zeke, get the doors!
放手！我要开除你们 Get me out! You're all expelled!
省省吧！没人吃你那套 - Stop the act. No one's buying it.
我们知道你是谁 - We know who you are.
你们麻烦大了 You're in a lot of trouble.
你要干嘛？ What are you doing?
好了没？好了 - You ready? - Yep.
吸这玩意儿 Sniff this.
不 - No.
不试就开枪喔 - Sniff it or he shoots you.
我不试 I will not.
现在怎办？ Now what?
只好用硬的 We do it the hard way.
插福老师眼睛时，立刻见效 With Mr Furlong, we plunged it into his eye, and the reaction was instantaneous.
你刺她，我开枪免得喷的满地 You stick her, and then I'll shoot her before it erupts all over the place.
凯西你吸毒了？ Casey, are you on drugs?
怎么了？ - What's wrong?
确定吗？ - Are we sure?
求你不要凯西 Please don't, Casey!
别心软凯西！快刺！ Don't wuss out, Casey! Just do it!
万一搞错怎办？ What if we were wrong?
刺了就知道 Stab it and find out.
我们好像错了 I think we made a mistake, guys.
她死了 She's dead.
少倒点！ Easy!
全倒完啦？ Is that it?
看看有没有效 Let's see if it worked.
最好有效 It better have worked,
否则更多人会倒大霉 or there are gonna be a lot of infected people going home.
现在是生死关头 We're right at ground zero.
你们待着，我去瞧瞧 You guys stay here. I'll go check it out.
给我一些“神力笔” I'm gonna need some scat.
别乱用，老兄 Use it wisely, man.
她不是母体怎办？ What if it wasn't Drake?
那就惨了！ Then we're fucked.
我不想后悔没吻你 I just don't want to never have done that.
你看什么？ What are you looking at?
教练 Coach.
真希望没来，我不喜欢这里 Jesus, I wish I'd never come here. I don't like this place.
有看见他吗？ Any sign of him?
不知道，看不清楚 I can't tell. I can barely see anything.
丝多丽，快开门 Quick, Stokely, open the door.
不！他可能被寄生了 No, Stokely! We don't know if it's still him.
我没有！不是翠克校长 No, it's me. Listen, it wasn't Drake.
是教练，他追来了，开门 It's the coach, and he's right after me. Open the door.
别开！史丹，药呢？ Don't do it, Stoke. Prove it, Stan. Where's the drug?
跑丢了！教练追太快 I lost it. The coach was too fast for me.
丝多丽别丢下我！ Please, Stokely, don't leave me out here.
最后一管 - Last one, man.
拜托！别丢我在外面 - Please, I'm begging you! Don't leave me out here!
快开门丝多丽 - Come on, Stokely. Open the door.
拿去吸 - There, try it.
让我进来吸 Okay, I'll do it. I'll Just let me do it inside.
现在吸 Do it right now, man.
接受测验 - Take the test, man.
史丹快吸！证明一下 - Stan, take the drug, man. Prove it to us.
好的 Okay.
妈的！ Fuck!
开门 Open the door.
感觉真好 It is so much better.
没有惧怕 There's no fear...
没痛苦，好美 or pain.It's beautiful.
你也能这么美 And you will be beautiful.
你会很美 You'll be beautiful.
再不必担心受怕 No problems or worries.
我们要你 We want you.
我要你 I want you.
给我他妈的开门 Now open the fucking door!
开门 - Open the door!
滚开，史丹 Go a-fucking-way, Stan!
太晚了，丝多丽，我们已经赢了 It's too late, Stokely. We've already won.
没有痛苦？ No pain, Stan?
进来，我给你点痛苦 Well, come in here, and I'll show you some fucking pain!
我们去找教练 I say we go for the coach.
他侵害史丹 He turned Stan.
应该是他 He's the one.
难道等他们上门？ Would you rather wait for them to come to us?
我们武器用完了 Either way, we're completely unarmed.
不见得 Maybe not.
我还有“神力笔” I might have some more scat.
在哪？ Where?
我车厢里 - In my trunk.
你车厢里 - In your trunk.
你车里，外面全是异形 In your car, amongst the aliens.
你可真会藏 That's convenient.
你有别的办法？ You got a better idea?
史丹？ Stan?
你在吗 You out there, buddy?
非要两个人来吗？ Does it really take two of us to get to your car?
不是 Nope.
一个是当饵的 One of us is a decoy.
抓住他 Get him!
跑哪去了？ Where did he go?
去那边找 - Check over there.
快去找！ - Come on! Find him!
嗨！凯西 Hello, Casey.
你要去哪里？ Where are you gonna go?
胆小模范生 Class wuss.
扶不起的阿斗 Eternal little loser...
每天到学校让人欺负 who comes to school every day knowing that this is it.
从一年级惨字就写在你脸上，你害怕一辈子抬不起头 You've been labelled pathetic since first grade, and you're afraid it's gonna bleed over for the rest of your life.
我们可以帮你，凯西 But we can stop it, Casey.
让大家喜欢你，这不是你想要的吗？ We can help you belong. Isn't that what you really want?
求你别这样，狄莱拉 Please don't do this, Delilah.
我好久没这么快乐了自从 I haven't been this happy since probably
自从我爸死后 since before my dad died.
我知道你想上我，凯西 You know you want me, Casey.
来！我们来玩 Come on. Let's do it together.
嗨！波老师 Hello, Miss Burke.
嗨！小甜心 Hello, sweetie pie.
你在找什么？ - What are you looking for?
没什么？ - Nothing important.
你喜欢巧克力口味了 So, I take it you changed your mind about the chocolate laxatives?
我更爱舔樱桃口味 Actually, I had my heart set on something cherry-flavoured.
你懂吧？ You know what I mean?
抱歉！已经没了 Sorry, I'm all out of those.
但还有别的 I might have something else for you though.
要够爽的 - Something tasty?
我会让你很爽的 - Let me hook you up.
嗨！小齐克 Hello, Zekey boy.
你太紧张了，放轻松 You're too tense, honey. Relax.
我操！ Fuck this.
我走人了！ I'm outta here.
我以为我是唯一的怪物 I always thought the only alien in this high school was me.
才不是 Not the case.
你觉得谁是异形皇后？ Who do you think it is, the master alien, the queen bee?
谁都有可能 It could be anyone.
小说的结尾都是怎样的，丝多丽？ What happens at the end of these stories, Stokely?
是怎样的情境呢？ How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers turn out?
它们占领成功，我们输了 They get us. They win. We lose.
是吗？ Do we? .
也许是我们赢 Maybe we really win
史丹没有不快乐 Stan didn't look unhappy.
因为那不是史丹 That's 'cause it wasn't Stan.
它们侵占他了 They took away who he was.
也许这样对他比较好 Maybe they just bettered who he was,
不再有迷惑了 cleared away his confusion.
我知道你觉得… I know you pride yourself
做独行侠很不错，丝多丽 on being the outsider, Stokely,
但一直伪装，你不累吗？ but aren't you tired of being something you're not?
我可累了 I know I am.
你想的美！ No fucking way!
妈的！ Shit!
快逃，丝多丽！ Run, Stokely!
丝多丽 Stokely!
不 No!
丝多丽 Stokely!
快跑 Run!
躲起来 Hide!
有人吗 - Hello?
齐克 Zeke
我在这里 I'm over here.
小心！是她 Watch out. It's her.
齐克别信她！她才是 - Zeke, don't believe her. It's her.
她攻击我，齐克 - She attacked me. Please, Zeke.
怎么回事？玛莉贝丝 - What's going on here, Marybeth?
是她 - Please, it is her.
她说谎，想骗你 She's lying. She's trying to fake you out.
不知道她到底是什么：同性恋，异性恋还是异形 We don't know what she is: gay, straight, alien.
我问你，玛莉贝丝 Answer me something, Marybeth:
你怎么裸体？ Why are you naked?
你不喜欢看,齐克？ Does it bother you, Zeke?
我的身体？ My body?
我倒渐渐看惯了 - I'm getting kind of used to it myself.
你明明做了测验 - But I saw you take the test.
齐克不能光相信眼睛 Zeke, how the hell can you be sure what you saw?
我们在一起真好 It was sweet of you to bond with me.
你对我真好 To be nice to me was sweet.
继续这样好吗？ Will it work again, baby?
喜欢我身体吗？ Do you like what you see?
齐克 Zeke.
拿着 - Take this.
对付玛莉贝丝 - Now, Marybeth.
你先吸 - You sniff it.
你疯啦？ - You're out of your fucking mind.
我不想冒险 I'm not taking any chances.
我只离开5分钟走，大家全变成异形 I leave for five minutes, and everyone's an alien.
你不吸，就是逼我开枪 Now if I have to Men In Black your ass, you're gonna fucking sniff it.
满意了吧 Happy now?
我的眼睛都花了 Jesus. I'm fucking seeing two of everything.
齐克… Zeke. Zeke!
来！兄弟！ Come on, buddy.
起来 Get up.
他在这里 He's over here.
凯西出来！出来！快出来 Casey, come out, come out, wherever you are.
知道吗？凯西在我家乡 You know, in my world, Casey,
有一望无际的海洋 there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see.
这美丽的家 A beautiful home
后来却干涸了 until it started to dry up.
所以我逃出来 So I escaped,
来到这来认识了你 came here and met you.
你们 All of you.
你们跟别人很不同 All of you were different from the others.
谢了，老兄 Thanks, pal.
和我一样孤独无助 You were lost and lonely, just like me.
我就想… And I thought
你们该看看我的世界 that maybe I could give you a taste of my world:
没有争执，没有恐惧 a world without anger, without fear
没有不满的世界 without attitude.
留级生在家有父母关心 Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care.
球员会变聪明 The jock can be smart
巫婆变美女 the ugly duckling beautiful
受气包不受欺负 and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror.
新来的同学能立刻被大家接受 And the new girl Well, she can just fit right in with people who are just like her.
凯西，我也会受伤的 You see, Casey, even Marybeth's feelings can be hurt...
被你们这群可悲的人 by a bunch of pathetic, lost, little outcasts...
竟只想过这种孤寂的生活 who truly believe that their disaffected lonely life...
只想苟延残喘的活下去 is the only way they can survive.
我能让你们很不同凯西 I can make you a part of something so special, Casey
很完美 so perfect
毫无恐惧 so fearless.
你不想要吗凯西？ Don't you want that, Casey?
我宁愿愿担惊受怕 I'd rather be afraid.
好吧！就随你便吧 Fine. All right. Have it your way.
你们科幻作品猜对了 'Cause this is where your land of fiction gets it right.
我们赢了 We win.
故事结束 End of story.
保证爽死你 Guaranteed to jack you up.
反正你不喜欢这里 You wouldn't have liked it here anyway.
丝多丽… Stokes. Stokes.
你是原来的你吗？ Are you... you?
我想是吧 I think so.
天啊！但愿是 I hope so.
妈的！ Fuck!
妈的 - Shit!
搞定了吗？ - Is it over?
搞定了 Yeah.
（一个月后）
你这混球，还鬼混！ All right, you little fuck-pukes, quit screwing around!
海林顿高中高中已回复正常了 As you can see, life has returned to normal at Herrington High...
经过一个月前…几位教员神秘失踪事件后 after the mysterious disappearance of several faculty members one month ago.
地方政府和调查局 Both the local authorities and the F.B.I.
并不采信… have largely discounted...
学生所说外星人入侵的说法 several students' claim that an extraterrestrial was involved.
调查局发言人指出 A spokesperson for the F.B.I. has indicated...
目前还未发现确实证据 that no substantiating evidence has been found.
你也要做，齐克 That goes for you too, Zeke!
别以为新进球员有优待 Just 'cause you're the new guy doesn't mean we're gonna cut you any slack!
烟熄掉！过来 Put that butt out and get in there!
摄影机拿过来 Now bring that camera over here.
没别的新闻啦？ When do you think they're gonna find a new story?
学校被报导烂了 Haven't they milked our little high school invasion to death?
虽无法证实有不法事情 Although there has been no evidence of foul play,
调查仍持续进行 the criminal investigation is ongoing.
不后悔？ No regrets?
一点也没 None whatsoever.
（A世代异形）
（英雄？还是骗子？）
（康凯西拯救学校）
英雄滋味如何？ So, how does it feel to be a hero?
我想，还不错吧 It's all right, I guess.
不知道… I don't know, it's...
很不一样 - different.
他在那，嗨，凯西 - That's him over there.Hey, Casey.
你的影迷又来了 Your fan club's here again.
网路？地方报？ Network or local?
都来了 Both.
有时候你也蛮酷的 You know, you can be pretty cool sometimes.
事情真的变了，不是吗？ Things sure have changed, haven't they?